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And yet still I’m wondering how Donkey and the dragon had sex…

lolsofunny:

thatfunnyblog:

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(lol here!)

1 day ago
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lolsofunny:

abiak:

‘hey, remember that dumb thing you said last week’

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(lol here!)

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lolsofunny:

when someone invites you to a party and you don’t know anyone there

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(Source: chickensandwich)

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lolsofunny:

zoidberger:

when people ask you what you want to do when you leave school

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(lol here!)

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sex-and-need4weed:

They seem like they have some form of adoration for each other.It’s nice to not be able to get enough of someone in both the sexual and emotional sense.

sex-and-need4weed:

They seem like they have some form of adoration for each other.
It’s nice to not be able to get enough of someone in both the sexual and emotional sense.

(Source: wethardfastnrough, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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zachar1ah:

Reblogging for the killer photographer highsociety

zachar1ah:

Reblogging for the killer photographer highsociety

(Source: highs0ciety, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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